Gremlins1984

Sheriff Frank:
Tell me something, Billy. How does a cute little creature like this turn into a thousand ugly monsters?

Billy:
Well, this is before it enters the pupal stage.

Deputy Brent:
The pupal stage?

Billy:
Yeah, right. Plus it multiplies with water.

Deputy Brent:
Aw, Christ!

Sheriff Frank:
Brent, why don't you give the kid some water?

Billy:
I wouldn't do that, sheriff.

[The phone rings. The sheriff answers it]

Sheriff Frank:
Sheriff's office. Yeah, speaking... What?... Oh no... Yeah, we'll be right over.

Deputy Brent:
Who was that?

Sheriff Frank:
The Futtermans. Something about a snowplow, a freak accident...

Billy:
It's the creatures! The creatures are making it look like an accident! Sheriff! WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME?!

Sherriff Frank:
You listen to me, kid! Go on home, take little Gizmo, sit by the fire and open your Christmas presents, okay? Atta boy!

Deputy Brent [as he and Frank leave] Let me drive.

Sheriff Frank No, you're drunk.

Deputy Brent You always get to drive!

Sheriff Frank Cause I'm the sheriff, a**hole!