Napoleon Dynamite2004

Napoleon:
Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip!

Kip:
Napoleon, don't be jealous 'cause I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to become a cage fighter.

Napoleon:
Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.

Kip:
Try and hit me, Napoleon.

Napoleon:
What?

Kip:
I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

Napoleon:
[comes down the stairs] Such an idiot!

Kip:
C'mon, let's see what your best move is...

[After Napoleon tries and fails to hit Kip a few times, the doorbell rings]

Napoleon:
I'll go get it. [Slaps Kip in the face while he's not looking]

Kip:
Geeeez!