Stars: Ben Stiller, William H. Macy, Hank Azaria, Greg Kinnear, Geoffrey Rush
Genre: Action, Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 122 minutes
[Rescuing Captain Amazing from Casanova's weapon of mass destruction]
Now flip the second toggle.
[Having already flipped on his instructions once] ... Again?
What do you mean?
Flip the toggle twice?
No-no-no, don't do that, just flip it again, now, one time! Flip it.
[To Mr. Furious] ... Does he understand what I'm asking?
Hold on a second - Captain, exactly how many toggle flips in toto are involved in this procedure?
[Flustered] I just - I - Seven!
[A little hysterical] Flip it!!
[The weapon begins to hum omniously and increasingly loudly]
Hold the phone! Everybody hold the phone. You phrased that incorrectly. We need to know how many toggle flips are needed not counting the gratuitous toggle flip you may have asked for in a moment of panic.
[Very hysterical] FLIP IT!!!
Okay, you know what, can we just start again? Is there like a reset button on this thing or something?
No you little freak, there's no button for resetting! Flip the switch, lady! Don't look at me, lift your left arm and flip it, you moron!
[Offended] Whoa! I am not a moron.
You're a moron! You're a moron! Flip the switch, lady!
[Gently rebuking] Hey, don't call her a moron, that's not cool...
[Fed up] I'll do it! I'll do it! It's this one, yes?
[Blue Raj flips the wrong switch - the weapon activates]
Uh-oh - wrong switch.
[The weapon kills Captain Amazing in a horrific and grotesque fashion as the Mystery Men watch, appalled]
... Everybody heard me say 'reset button', right?
[Horrified] Oh my God... Oh my God, we've killed him...
What do you mean, 'we'? I was right here.
[The Bowler approaches Amazing's fried, calcified and mutated corpse cautiously]
I'm gonna check his pulse...
[She gently touches his wrist; it breaks off from his arm and smashes into pieces on the floor]
... I don't think he's gonna pull through.
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