Scary Movie 32003

Becca:
You know what else I heard? Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules. (looks down at breasts) Aah! Oh, my God, turn it off!

Kate:
It's not working!

Becca:
It's backwards!

Kate:
What do we do?

Becca:
I don't know! Aaahhhh!

(the two run to the TV and shut it off.)

Kate:
That was kind of scary.

Becca:
I know something even scarier.

Kate:
Ooh, what?

Becca:
Have you heard about this videotape?

Kate:
The one where they do it on the boat and then in the car and then in the bathtub? And he's like, "Hey, baby, I love you" and she's like, "Where are we?" And did you see the size-

Becca:
No. Not that tape. The one with all the scary images, and after you watch the tape, the phone rings and this really scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in like-

Kate:
Seven days! Yeah, I saw that one with Josh last weekend!

Becca:
You were with Josh last weekend? Oh, my God! (hits Kate with pillow)

Kate:
Oh, yes I was! (hits Becca with chair)

Becca:
You ho! (smashes glass vase on Kate's head)

Kate:
You know it! (whacks Becca with closed laptop)