Bibleman1996

Bibleman:
I should be surprised to find you here. I understand that Carmen wasn't available. Still, they should have tried for William Shatner.

Master of Misery:
Stay out of my business, shiny-boy! Ludicrous, protect this with that rotten little life of yours! (He tosses Ludicrous his Anti-Joy Transmidifier to Ludicrous)

Bibleman:
Romans 12:21 says not to be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

Master of Misery:
Don't be so sure!

Ludicrous:
Whoa! Hey gloomy guy, do you want me to use this anti-joy thing-a-ma-bob on him?

Master of Misery:
Of course, use it Ludicrous! Shoot him in the back! Shoot the bible-creep in the back! (To Bibleman) No more joy, joy, joy, down in your heart! Ha!

Bibleman:
James 1 verse 2 says that we should count all of our trials as joy!

Ludicrous:
Misery 1, Bible 0. And the fans are lovin' it!

Bibleman:
The joy of the Lord is my strength.

Master of Misery:
What joy? This life is full of suffering! Hope is always crushed by the facts of life!

Bibleman:
There may be a lot of things wrong in this world, but in John 16:33, Jesus said, "Take heart, for I have overcome the world." You forget who I work for.

Master of Misery:
You believe that?

Bibleman:
(To the audience) You bet.

Master of Misery:
Laugh while you can, Bible-Boy, but it'll be I who overcomes the world!