Max Keeble's Big Move

     

Max Keeble's Big Move2001

Director: Tim Hill
Stars: Alex D. Linz, Nora Dunn, Robert Carradine, Amber Valletta, Larry Miller
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Family
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 86 minutes

Max Keeble's junior high career is off to an inauspicious start: one bully chucks him in a dumpster, another tormenter takes his friends' money, the ice cream truck guy is after him, and the self-serving principal is after everyone who stands in the… more »


Max:
In a world where the messengers of truth... the couriers of justice, bravely go forth... to complete their appointed routes...

Computer Man in Voice:
Your mission... complete paper route in 30 minutes.

Max:
One lone hero stands out among the rest. One fearless rider has the fortitude... to deliver the goods. To stand up to the forces of darkness... the legions of doom, the armies of oppression... and the evil Ice Cream Man.

Evil Ice Cream Man:
Paperboy. Welcome to the ice age, paperboy! [speaking into microphone] ?I scream, you scream, We all scream for ice cream!? Oh, nuts! I forgot the sprinkles!

Tony Hawk:
Hey, Max. Ohh!

Evil Ice Cream Man:
Hmmm... A Tony Hawk sundae!

[gets hit by ice cream from the evil ice cream man]

Tony Hawk:
Oh, that Ice Cream Man sure is evil.

Evil Ice Cream Man:
[He jumps from his ice cream truck, and carries two ice cream scoopers, and starts talking as if he is in the old Chinese movies] Huh! Hah! I will defeat you... with my complicated fighting move.

Max:
[the words don't match his mouth] We shall see whose kung fu is superior. Hyah!

Evil Ice Cream Man:
Oh!

Max:
Yah! Paperboy power!

Evil Ice Cream Man:
Aah! Didn't hurt! You can run, but you can't hide, paperboy!

[after Max just escaped the evil ice cream man, he arrives at Jenna's. Jenna is on her swing and walks up to Max]

Max:
Paper?

Jenna:
What took you so long?

Max:
I, uh, stopped to get an ice cream.

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