The Smurfs 22013

Papa Smurf:
All right, Smurfs, listen up. I saved enough grotto water from the last Blue Moon for just such an occasion. I was able to Smurf it into Smurfportation crystals.

Brainy Smurf:
So you don't need a portal. Very clever, Papa.

Papa:
Smurfxactly. These will take us directly to Master Winslow's mushroom.

Clumsy Smurf:
Yeah, Patrick and Grace helped us the last time we Smurfed through the portal.

Brainy:
Precisely! They'll know what to do.

Handy Smurf:
Sign me up!

Farmer Smurf:
Sign me up!

Baker Smurf:
Did someone say "Baker should go"?

Vanity Smurf:
I would rather not.

Clumsy:
Pick me! Pick me!

Papa:
Now, now, Smurfs. I only had water enough for 9 crystals. [Brainy is seen taking notes] That's me and 3 others 'round trip, plus Smurfette on the way home.

Grouchy Smurf:
Assuming you can find her, which you won't.

Clumsy:
Aw, that's not a very Smurfy attitude, Grouchy. [accidentally knocks over glass bottles]

Grouchy:
Actually, for me, that was pretty good.

Papa:
[Clumsy tries to pick up the bottles] I'll need courage, intelligence, and strength. So, Gutsy...

Gutsy Smurf:
Aye!

Papa:
Brainy...

Brainy:
Of course.

Papa:
Hefty...

Hefty Smurf:
You got it!

Papa:
...you'll Smurf with me.

Passive-Aggressive Smurf:
Yeah, um, can I?

Papa:
Yes, Passive-Aggressive Smurf?

Passive-Aggressive:
[sarcastically] I think Brainy is...a really excellent choice. Good luck with that.

Brainy:
[the other Smurfs laugh] Ya see what he does? That's not a compliment!

Hefty:
Go figure.

Papa:
Okay, Hefty, take one.

Hefty:
Let's do this.

Clumsy:
[accidentally shoulder-bumps Papa] Go get 'em, guys!

[Hefty chokes on 3 crystals]

Brainy:
Clumsy!

Smurf voice #1:
Somebody do something!

Gutsy:
Stand back! I know the Smurflich maneuver! [squeezes Hefty tightly]

Clumsy:
Ohh...!

Farmer:
He doesn't look good.

Vanity:
Oh dear, he's turning bluer.

Grouchy:
Not good.

[Hefty coughs up the crystals]

Handy:
SOMEBODY GET MY HAMMER!!!

Grouchy:
Nice going, Clumsy. [chokes on a crystal]

Clumsy:
I got it!

Vanity:
Ho-ho-ho! Cheerio! [he and Clumsy choke on each crystal]

Grouchy:
This was supposed to be Hefty!

Clumsy:
Sorry, my bad.

Vanity:
Ugh, I get so puffy when I travel.

Papa:
Well, sometimes you gotta Smurf with the changes. [eats his crystal]

Gutsy:
[offscreen] Travel safe, Papa.