The Other Guys2010

[They found Gamble's Prius]

Hazmat Officer:
Well, here she is. They left her under an overpass for the night.

Gamble:
You find anything?

Hazmat Officer:
Yeah. We found a lot of stuff. From bodily fluid and hair samples, we determined that a bunch of old, homeless dudes had an orgy in the car.

Gamble:
Oh, God.

Hazmat Officer:
Yeah. You know what that's called when they do that in there? That's called a soup kitchen. It's pretty rough stuff. Not long after that, a mama raccoon came along and gave birth on the floor.

Gamble:
What about fingerprints? You find any fingerprints?

Hazmat Officer:
Nope, couldn't get a one.

Investigator:
Found a cell phone.

Gamble:
Yeah, that's mine.

Hoitz:
Any signs of a struggle or spent shells?

Hazmat Officer:
No. Believe me, everybody that was in on this orgy was more than willing. In fact, they even left you a note here. "Thanks for the F-shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the boys." Here's something we found. We found about a dozen unscratched lottery tickets. No fingerprints or nothing. Check that out. Yeah, it's a real shame, you know. I got myself a Prius. It's a hell of a machine.

Gamble:
It's my first brand-new car. I've never owned a new car.

Hazmat Officer:
Watch out. In the back, there's a baby mouse in a used condom. Really gross.