The Boat That Rocked2009

Angus:
The way I look at it, the world couldn't survive without my comedy, and who's going to have the moral backbone to play the Seekers when the mood is right?

Dave:
They've split up.

Angus:
I intend to celebrate the back catalogue.

Dave:
I intend to stop you doing so.

Mark:
[silently stands up and lights a cigarette]

Simon:
As some of you know, my wife left me after 17 hours of marriage, but I survived that because I live for music. And now, with nothing else to live for, I'm willing to die for it as well.

John:
I've always lived for news and weather. Happy to die for them, too. Especially the weather.

Bob Silver:
I've got nowhere else to go.

Harold:
I have somewhere else to go, but it's Peckham. So I think I'll stick around.

Felicity:
Can't let everyone starve. And I'm slightly worried where my increasingly powerful sexuality will take me when I return to normal life.

Thick Kevin:
I've got a very strong suspicion that Felicity fancies me. Not about to go anywhere, just when I'm in with a chance.

Young Carl:
Obviously, I'm in. You're the only people in the world who like me.