Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Ted (as Princess Leia):
[rapping] Straight Outta Understanding How to Log Into Your E-mail. You don't wanna have an E-mail fail. Are you gonna log onto your E-mail? Here's to logging into E-mail.

Gary Bunda:
Okay, hang on. Cut, cut, cut, cut! Did you write these raps?

Ted (as Princess Leia):
Yes, these are my rhymes.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, of course they rhyme It's because you're saying the same G.D. word, Ted! "You got to log into your E-mail. You're gonna be forced to eat a whole bunch of kale. Or you're gonna have to have sex with a she-male." You see what I'm saying?

Ted (as Princess Leia):
Are we allowed to say "she-male"?

Gary Bunda:
No, Ted, you pig! Did you not watch "Straight Outta Workplace Sensitivity Training"? The Force is not with you, my friend. Take the buns off! [as Yoda] A rapper you are not.

Gary Bunda:
Y'all too white. E'rybody in this dang room is too white, but me. I'm the blackest man that's ever been. I'm as black as Oprah's pocketbook. Black as 85% Whole Foods dark chocolate!