Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Gary Bunda:
[distorted voice] It's a "shear" delight to meet you. You can't see, but I'm a puppet holding pruning shears.

Shawn:
Hello?

Gary Bunda:
[distorted voice] The patient awakens. The surgery was a complete success.

Shawn:
Oh, my god.

Gary Bunda:
[distorted voice] God can't help you here.

Shawn:
No, I was just gonna say this is just like that movie "Sutures."

Gary Bunda:
[distorted voice] This is nothing like the movie "Sutures."

Shawn:
Is there a phone hidden in one of five incisions in my body?

Gary Bunda:
[distorted voice] Yes.

Shawn:
Well, I'm guessing it's in this bulge right here. [shows his phone sewed inside his stomach]

Gary Bunda:
[distorted voice] Yeah. Yeah, get the phone. Take out the phone.

Shawn:
Well, is it gonna explode like in the movie "Sutures"?

Gary Bunda:
[distorted voice] I did not steal any ides from the movie "Sutures," okay? it's a hack-job film.

Gary Bunda:
[distorted voice] "Sutures" 2 through 8 were phoned in, alright? They lost the whole original cast and the original director.

Shawn:
Okay.

Gary Bunda:
[distorted voice] The only way to deactivate the bomb that may or may not be in that cellphone -- And this is how it's different from "Sutures" is that you need to take out the cellphone [cuts to the next scene to his normal voice] And you need to call your estranged father to get the password.

Shawn:
I mean, I liked my Dad, so it's not that big a deal.