Superbad2007

Seth:
Two weeks hand job, one month blow job, whatever, whatever. And then, I make her my girlfriend. And I've got like two solid months of sex. By the time college rolls around I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. You wanna hear the best part? Becca! You do the same thing with her. When you guys are sh*t-faced at the party, you get with her. This is our last party as high school people. I fully ignored my hatred for Becca in coming up with this plan.

Evan:
I should buy Becca alcohol?

Seth:
Yeah, man, that will be pimp! That way you know she'll be drunk. You know when you hear girls saying like "Ahh, I was so sh*t-faced last night! I shouldn't have f***ed that guy." We could be that mistake!