2 Broke Girls2011

Caroline Channing:
If we threw a big enough party, charge hipster's for horse rides, we can pay off your student loan.

Max Black:
You would whore out Chestnut like that; don't you have to get him hooked on heroin first?

Caroline Channing:
I got this; I am a brilliant event planner. My sweet 16 was off the chain. Penthouse parties, finger black theme, Alanis Morissette singed songs from "Jagged Little Pill"

Max Black:
On my 16th birthday, my Mom took too many jagged little pills, and I had to drive her to the emergency room to get her stomach pumped.

Caroline Channing:
Was your childhood based on the novel "Pushed, by Sapphire"?

Max Black:
I Wish!