Absolutely Fabulous1992

Edina:
What are you doing today, Pats?

Saffron:
I hope she's not lolling around the house again.

Edina:
Will you shut up? Will you just shut up? I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to my friend. Is that alright? God, it's like living with a chronically-depressed budgerigar, living with you. Shut up! Pats?

Patsy:
I'm going in to my office.

Edina:
Your...

Patsy:
...Office.

Edina:
Office? The magazine, darling? Is that still there?

Patsy:
Of course it is. There's a little meeting, you know. So I've got to go, you know. About ten minutes.

Saffron:
What do you do?

Edina:
Darling! Patsy is one of the top fashion editors in a top magazine.

Patsy:
Director.

Edina, Patsy:
Executive Fashion Director.

Saffron:
But she's never at work.

Patsy:
I am always at work.

Edina:
Yes, thanks to our friend, Mr. Mobile Telephone. Anyway, Patsy's got that job for life.

Saffron:
[about Patsy's job] You don't mean to say she's actually good at something?

Edina:
No, darling. She slept with the publisher.

Patsy:
...And I'm bloody good at it!

Edina:
Bloody good at it!