Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.2013

Victoria Hand:
I need a two-man team to sneak across the disputed border undetected, break into the separatist stronghold, and disable the weapon in the next 24 hours. And you have two people who fit my bill.

Melinda May:
Not a problem.

Grant Ward:
I was in Georgia during the incursion in '08. I still have contacts on the South Ossetian border.

Victoria Hand:
And you'll have to use them. But we don't have specs on the device, so I need someone on the team who can identify and dismantle it on-site.

Grant Ward:
Do you mean...?

Phil Coulson:
I think she does.

Leo Fitz:
[Cut to Fitz pushing a cart full of gadgets] I found a localized E.M.P., plus a few other party favors. [the door shuts on the cart] Oh, come on. What the - Open! It's stuck! The cart's stuck. That's unbelievable. [Tries to pry the door open] What the hell? Who designed this? In the Hub, of all places. [tries to push the cart through the door and it shuts in his face]

Grant Ward:
...Seriously?