Andy Richter Controls the Universe

     

Andy Richter Controls the Universe2002

Andy Richter Controls the Universe is a sitcom which aired from 2002–2003 on the Fox network. The series was Andy Richter's first starring role after leaving NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brien in 2000. It ran for two seasons, totaling nineteen epis… more »


Andy:
I see why you joined this place.

Byron:
It's not what you think. Yeah, I'm really into her. But, I can't even have sex with her.

Andy:
How come?

Byron:
I can't have sex 3 months before my initiation rites.

Andy:
Well, can't you get credit for the other 29 sexless years of your life?

Byron:
[sarcastically] Ha, ha, ha.

[seriously]

Byron:
No. I asked.

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