Andy Richter Controls the Universe2002

Byron Togler:
That's Tracy, the minister's daughter. She's super nice.

Andy Richter:
Now I see why you've joined this religion. It's the same reason I campaigned for Dukakis.

Byron Togler:
Andy, you are cynical. I believe in Zumanism. Tracy is just coming over to help me study for my Zuminian. That's, that's the rite of passage where i will officially become a man.

Keith Richards:
Maybe you can become a man with Tracy. Or at least become a very sweaty boy.

Byron Togler:
I am so into her. But, unfortunately, it is against my religion to have sex for 3 months before my Zuminian.

Andy Richter:
Well, can't you get credit for the other 29 sexless years of your life?

Byron Togler:
[sarcastically] Ha, ha, ha.

[seriously]

Byron Togler:
No. I asked.