Arrested Development2003

Lindsay Bluth F?nke:
Face it, Michael, Maybe the reason you keep coming back is because you need us.

Michael:
Hmmm. Oh, that's rich. Huh. I need you. Alright, I'll tell you what. Mom, you're always asking me to help you look after Buster? You can find somebody else. I hope she doesn't kill you.

Buster:
I'll kill her first!

Michael:
And good luck trying to find someone to run the business, by the way. G.O.B., instead of always coming to me looking for money, saying, "I've made a huge mistake," you can bail yourself out next time.

Gob:
I've never admitted to a mistake. What would I have made a mistake about?

Michael:
Lindsay, instead of sleeping in twin beds, why don't you and your husband take the master bedroom. It's not like you've never come to me with your marital problems saying, "Oh, help me Michael, I think my husband might be a ho..."

[Tobias uses the airhorn]