Barney Miller1974

Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale:
[walks tiredly into the Squad Room] Good morning.

Barney Miller:
[looks at watch] You're late.

Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale:
I interviewed a *lot* of women last night that got dirty phone calls. I had to take down *all* of the conversations. I got names. I got addresses. I also got excited. [indicates notepads] Do you want me to type up these reports?

Barney Miller:
Maybe you'd better let Fish do it.

Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale:
Good.You know, these guys that make dirty phone calls gotta be very lonely people. They spend so much time talking on the telephone they never get to meet anybody.

Barney Miller:
I wish he'd start writing dirty letters. Then the Post Office could worry about it.