Bat Masterson1958

Claire Cantrell:
"Buck", I said - that's Buck Peters, my fiancee, the sheriff of...

Slim Tobey:
...the sheriff of Mesquitte Springs. How many more times you gonna tell us?

William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson:
That was unkind, uncouth and uncalled for.

Slim Tobey:
She hasn't shut up once since we left Reno.

William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson:
Ms. Cantrell is about to be married. I suggest you apologize.

Claire Cantrell:
Don't bother, Mr. Masterson. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Just for that, I won't say another word.

William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson:
Now you see what you've done, Mr. Tobey. We'll probably die of boredom.

[gunshots whiz overhead and the stagecoach is robbed]