Blackadder Goes Forth1989

Captain Blackadder:
Good thing the horny old blighter didn't ask you to marry him.

[George makes a smug face]

Captain Blackadder:
He did? Well, how did you get out of that one?

Lieutenant George:
Well, to be honest, sir, I'm not completely certain that I did.

Captain Blackadder:
WHAT? You said YES?

Lieutenant George:
Well, sir, I didn't feel that I could refuse. I mean, he is a general, he might have me court martialled!

Captain Blackadder:
Where as he's going to give you the Victoria Cross when he lifts up your frock on the wedding night, and finds himself looking at the last turkey in the shop!