Criminal Minds2005

Emily Prentiss:
[while walking through D.C] JJ that's not the point!

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
[scoffs] Well are you gonna call him?

Emily Prentiss:
Maybe.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
[groans/while laughing] Emily!

Emily Prentiss:
Mick Rawson is an arrogant, uh oversexed, egotistical...

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Hot British dude with a sexy accent, badge and gun. Just your type.

Emily Prentiss:
[scoffs]

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
[as Garcia walks towards them] Alright, you know what? I don't even get you sometimes.

Emily Prentiss:
It wouldn't go anywhere.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
You don't know that.

Emily Prentiss:
I know our *work* schedules.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Okay, you know what, Will and I make it work. [sees Garcia coming, carrying a ton of shopping bags] Oh no.

Emily Prentiss:
[laughs]

Penelope Garcia:
I know, I know, I know, I know. Don't say it. But when you see what's in here, and - and it's not my fault. They were calling to me, I swear. And they were all on sale, so if you think about it that means I am helping the economy which is more than I can say for you guys... 'cause no one else has bags.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Yeah, please tell me all of those aren't for my son.

Penelope Garcia:
They're not.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau:
Good.

Penelope Garcia:
[holds up a tiny bag] This one is for Kevin. [Prentiss laughs] What it is my duty as a fairy godmother to *spoil* the child. And Henry is finally old enough to be fun while opening presents. I am not taking them back! Give me my coffee and no one's gonna get hurt.