Dancing with the Stars2005/I

Himself - Judge:
[to Helio Castroneves and Julianne Hough, who just danced the samba] Just because you come from Brazil doesn't necessarily mean you're going to be good at the samba, in the same that just because you come from Texas doesn't mean to say you're going to be good president...

Himself - Host:
ello! [audience gasps, cheers, and/or claps at Len's comment]

Himself - Judge:
Here goes the visa! Len, they're going to throw us out of the country!

Himself - Judge:
It was a joke! You can't say any joke over here without people going it... Let me tell you this, Helio. [critiquing the dance] It was fantastic. [audience cheers]

Himself - Host:
[to Helio and Julianne] Alright, guys, head on back for your scores, if you will. [to Len] Well, you only annoyed 33% of the people; that's the upside.