Daria1997

Quinn:
Daria we've got to do something about mom and da -... what's going on?

Daria:
I've got three fugitive holidays staying in my room. How's your day going?

Quinn:
Great. Now who are they, really?

Daria:
As stupid as it sounds, these are actual holiday spirits on the run from the law.

Quinn:
That's the problem with you brains; you think lying is child's play.

Daria:
See, cupid shot mom and dad full of love so I'd help him get these guys back to holiday island.

Quinn:
...Are you taking some kind of experimental depression medicine?

Daria:
Of course not.

Quinn:
Too bad, you're going to need it when the new baby arrives.