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Thomas 'Tom' Sloane:
Hey.

Jane Lane:
Hey.

Daria Morgendorffer:
What are you doing here?

Thomas 'Tom' Sloane:
Those really good friends of mine - they totally blew me off. I figured you guys might be here.

Jane Lane:
Well, pull up a bench. We'll order another pie.

Thomas 'Tom' Sloane:
No, I'll just get a slice. I'm only going to stay a minute.

Daria Morgendorffer:
Wanna borrow my stopwatch?

Thomas 'Tom' Sloane:
Hey, Daria, if you want me to leave, just say so.

Daria Morgendorffer:
Okay, bye now.

Jane Lane:
Hey, come on, Daria. I thought we were going to see a movie.

Thomas 'Tom' Sloane:
What movie?

Daria Morgendorffer:
It's called "The Big Chick Movie That Appeals Only to Girls and Makes Men and Boys Vomit."

Thomas 'Tom' Sloane:
Hey, Daria, did I say I wanted to go to the movie with you?

Daria Morgendorffer:
No, but you never mentioned wanting to horn in on our pizza time, either.

Thomas 'Tom' Sloane:
Daria, you're so darn pleasant and friendly, I don't see how anyone could resist an evening with you. But just on a crazy whim, I think I'll go home and watch TV by myself.