Daria1997

Daria Morgendorffer:
[Daria, trying to imagine her future, comes home to an out-of-shape Trent] Trent, honey, I'm home!

Trent Lane:
Hey.

Daria Morgendorffer:
Good day?

Trent Lane:
Not much happened.

Daria Morgendorffer:
Don't worry, Trent. I'm sure Mystik Spiral is on the brink of success...

Trent Lane:
We really should change the name.

Daria Morgendorffer:
...and I don't mind working double shifts at the gene splicing lab until you make it.

Trent Lane:
Face it, Daria, we're never going to get our big break. I gotta get a real job. Um, I'll need some money to get my tattoo removed.

Daria Morgendorffer:
Honey, we have to save right now. Trent Junior needs glasses. Thick ones.

Trent Lane:
Don't you understand? Every time I look at this stupid tattoo, it reminds me how I've wasted my life. But I'm not giving up. I'm determined to lie here on the couch until things turn around.

Daria Morgendorffer:
Oh, Trent. Whatever happened to the man I married?

Trent Lane:
We never got married, remember? I overslept.