Daria1997

[Daria has a nightmare about acting like Quinn. Dressed like her sister, she walks down the hallway, accompanied by three Janes. Each Jane has an outfit and a voice similar to a different Fashion Club member]

Daria:
I have the cutest little pores, don't I?

Jane #1:
You really do. Each one is like a tiny dimple.

Jane #2:
I wish I had pores like yours, Daria!

Daria:
"Pores Like Yours." That would be a great name for a pore conditioning exfoliant.

Jane #3:
God, Daria, how do you do it? Here we are, complimenting you on your perfect pores, and *you're* unselfishly thinking about how you can improve the pores of others.

Daria:
Duh! I guess when it rains, it pores!

[Daria and the Janes laugh. A shocked Daria wakes in her bedroom, gasping]