Death Battle2010

Wizard:
After being continuously out-shined by his insensitive colleague, Dr. Light, Dr. Albert W. Wily turned to a life of crime in an attempt to achieve fame and power.

Boomstick:
How did he plan to get so famous, you ask? By taking over the world!

Wizard:
Whether through his own engineering or impressive hacking, over the years, Wily developed a large, diverse robot army built on the ideals of both solid defense and ranged firepower. Mets, Sniper Joes and Bladers make up the bulk...

Boomstick:
With Hotheads and Elephants, oh my!

Wizard:
Wily is a mastermind in more than just hardware. His Roboenza virus is a deadly disease for robots, making them unstable and violent with no regard for human life.

Boomstick:
But Wily's weirdest bot is definitely the Yellow Devil, a giant pulsating yellow blob thing that pulls itself apart and uses its own body as a weapon.

Wizard:
Wily's army is led by his Robot Masters. Guts Man was a civil engineering machine remade as a powerhouse who can lift over two tons.

Boomstick:
Metal Man was made specifically for killing things. You can tell 'cause he's got evil red eyes!

Wizard:
He wields ceramic titanium Metal Blades, one of the deadliest weapons in video game history, and is made of lightweight material, making him quick-footed.

Boomstick:
Slash Man is fast and agile and wields the Slash Claw, a portable alien blade that's designed to destroy asteroids!

Wizard:
Magnet Man is a tactical fighter who uses homing Magnet Missiles and the Magnet shield to outmaneuver enemies. And then there's Sheep Man. Originally designed to actually herd sheep, he was reprogrammed by Wily to turn into clouds, get bored easily and fall apart when hit by rubber baseballs.

Boomstick:
What the fu...

Wizard:
Napalm Man is a walking weapon.

Boomstick:
And a Robot Master after my own heart. He likes blowing sh*t up so much, that he built his own weapons museum, and then blew it up!

Wizard:
Pharaoh Man possesses a large arsenal of mysterious powers including fireballs, energy waves, teleportation, a magic shield and levitation.

Boomstick:
And he's also known for being a little punch-happy!