Dragon Ball Z: Doragon bôru zetto1989

Captain Ginyu:
[Placing the dragon balls down] And one more makes seven.

Frieza:
You're certainly on the ball today, Captain Ginyu. If you were a dog, I'd scratch your belly. If you were a cat, I'd give you warm milk until you started to purr. But since you're neither of these, I'll just say thanks for a job well done.

Captain Ginyu:
It was my pleasure. You know how much I enjoy serving your horned highness.

Frieza:
Having these balls makes me feel something that resembles joy, I think. I want to caress them.

Captain Ginyu:
Frieza, allow me to honor you by performing the Dance of Joy!

[Ginyu starts to dance a bit]

Frieza:
Uhh... Ginyu, save it for another day.

Captain Ginyu:
[stops] Oh. I get it.

Frieza:
Ha ha ha ha ha! Don't tell me I've hurt your feeling, big guy. Lighten up! This is my moment of glory, don't spoil it for me.

Captain Ginyu:
You're right, Frieza. I don't know what came over me. This is much more important than the Dance of Joy!

Frieza:
Now dragon balls, grant my wish! I want eternal life so I can rule the universe!