Dream On1990

Charlotte:
[Martin is having a hard time dealing with his recent discovery that his girlfriend once made pornographic films] Look, I think what we have is pretty terrific. And if you can just get past the fact that I once appeared as Princess Lay-Her in Star Whores, then I think we have a shot.

Eddie Charles:
[they kiss; later, in a locker room, Eddie adds his two cents worth] Face it, bud. We all want to pretend that every woman that we go to bed with is a virgin. Or, if she's not, she's only done it once, and it was really, really bad.

Martin Tupper:
Oh, come on.

Eddie Charles:
No, I'm serious, man. You're in trouble. I mean, the rest of us only have to deal with old love letters and photo albums, but you? You've got to handle VHS and Beta.

Martin Tupper:
Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm fine. I'm really fine. It's not a big deal. So she made a couple of porno films.

Nosey Guy:
[another guy in the locker room suddenly pays attention] Really? Which ones?

Eddie Charles:
[sharply] None of your business!

Martin Tupper:
Look, man, I think Charlotte is great. I really do, and I think you two can be very happy, as long as you can accept the fact that every time you look at her, you're gonna see her dressed as Gretel, spankin' a six-foot Hansel.

Nosey Guy:
Who-hooa, that's your girlfriend?