Fast Forward1984

Narrator:
Now settle back and get ready to be thrilled into lots of little pieces as India Rubber Jones and his quite good friend Cheese Plant wrestle with rare, swampnesting carpetslippers, wired up ferocious giant gerbils and a whippercutting master of disguise known only as 'Agent Teapot'. In this weeks weekly adventure we find our two heroes stranded in the vast Curisicobiharah desert.

India Rubber Jones:
Well Cheeseplant, for ten days we've been stranded in this vast desert. No food, no water, no hope. If I wasn't such a superhero, I'd probably break down and do something soppy like 'cry'.

Cheese Plant:
Gee, India Rubber, look: I found something.

India Rubber Jones:
What's that, C.P.?

Cheese Plant:
A coconut! A coconut! We're saved! Do you realize what this means?

India Rubber Jones:
Yes, Cheese Plant! It means there must be a funfair somewhere. Bags I have first go at getting the ping pong balls into the goldfish bowls! [runs off]

Narrator:
And so once again, as the sun sets on Old MacDonald's farm, I.R. and C.P. have come through again. Be prepared to be gripped by another gripping adventure next week on... The Adventures!