Flight of the Conchords2007

Jemaine:
How big's the bus going to be? The tour bus.

Murray:
This is the tour bus, Jemaine.

Jemaine:
This isn't a tour bus. It says here we're going to have a tour bus.

Murray:
No, that's the rugby itinerary, isn't it? Alright, there's only two of you, you're not a big rugby team, you don't need a bus.

Bret:
Oh, I thought we were getting a tour bus.

Murray:
No, that's the rugby itinerary, Bret, alright? You can see there I've crossed out bus, haven't I?

Jemaine:
Yeah you crossed out bus and you wrote bus.

Murray:
Yeah, I got confused there, I didn't know what to do. Honda Accord was too big to fit in the gap there, so I put bus back in. I knew as soon as I wrote it there'd be some sort of controversy.