Frasier1993

Martin Crane:
Oh hi, Daphne!

Daphne Moon:
[brave smile] Hello! I'm just so excited about the gift I just got for you, Mr. Crane.

Martin Crane:
Oh, Great!

Daphne Moon:
Why don't you open it now?

Martin Crane:
Oh, I'd love to, but to tell you the truth, I don't really have much time, I'm kind of on my way out. [Daphne starts to cry] Oh, OK, all right! I'll open it now, sure, sure. I don't want to get you upset! You must be really excited about this!

Martin Crane:
[pulls gaudy sweater out of gift bag] Oh, wow! It's that sweater! The one I pointed out to you in that window! It's great! Boy, I can die a happy man now! [Daphne bursts into tears] Daphne, what's the matter, are you all right?

Daphne Moon:
Oh, Mr. Crane, I know why you've been going down to that church!

Martin Crane:
You do? Well, you're not supposed to know about that! But why is it making you so upset?

Daphne Moon:
Because I care about you! You were actually going to let this whole thing happen without ever telling a soul!

Martin Crane:
Well, yes! I don't want people staring at me in church, stiff as a board, all that makeup on my face.

Daphne Moon:
[He goes to get his coat. Daphne sinks onto the couch, crying] So... how much time have you got?

Martin Crane:
Uh, about twenty minutes.

Daphne Moon:
Twenty minutes?

Martin Crane:
Yeah, and boy, will I be glad when it's all over. This is the last Christmas pageant I'm ever signing up for!

Daphne Moon:
You're in a Christmas pageant?

Martin Crane:
Well, yeah! What did you think I was talking about?

Daphne Moon:
I thought you were dying!

Martin Crane:
What?

Daphne Moon:
Well, you'd just got your test results back, you're down at the church all the time. [Martin starts to laugh] Why are you laughing?

Martin Crane:
Well, it's funny!

Daphne Moon:
I don't think it's so bloody funny!

Martin Crane:
Are you kidding? [acts as if hanged] Oh, I'm dying!

Daphne Moon:
You will be! [hurls a pillow at him]