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Paris Geller:
I need the exact time of today's sunset.

Rory Gilmore:
I'm in the middle of an article.

Paris Geller:
Well, if you read faster, you wouldn't be.

Rory Gilmore:
Okay, the time of today's sunset is 4:31.

Paris Geller:
Okay. Then I just have to keep my mind occupied until 4:31.

Rory Gilmore:
Paris.

Paris Geller:
What?

Rory Gilmore:
Tell me again why you're fasting for Ramadan.

Paris Geller:
Look, Rory, if you want to crib your articles from the AP wire, that's your business. I, on the other hand, actually give a rat's ass about journalistic integrity. When I write about Ramadan, I experience Ramadan. Are you chewing gum?

Rory Gilmore:
What? Yes, why?

Paris Geller:
I'd really prefer it if you didn't chew it *at* me.

Rory Gilmore:
Paris, did you know that not eating can make people kind of snippy?