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[at a town meeting, about the Battle of Stars Hollow re-enactment]

Lorelai:
Where's Luke?

[Rory spots him a few seats ahead of them]

Rory:
There.

Mayor Harry Porter:
Patty will be circulating a sign-up sheet for those of you who would like to participate in the re-enactment of the aforesaid battle.

Rory:
[watching Luke] He's turning red.

Mayor Harry Porter:
All right. "It was a frigid November night some 224 years ago..."

Lorelai:
[watching Luke] He's shifting in his seat!

Mayor Harry Porter:
"... Stars Hollow Militia stood in wait for the redcoats."

Rory:
He's adjusting the cap.

Lorelai:
*gasp* Ooh!

Mayor Harry Porter:
"Tired and hungry, 12 proud men took their positions in the town square."

Lorelai:
He's fighting the urge, he's fighting the urge!

Mayor Harry Porter:
"... and imminent death in their valiant efforts..."

Luke:
[bursting out] Oh for God's sake, do we have to go through this every damn year?

Lorelai:
Yes!

Rory:
And the urge wins by a long shot.