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[Paris wants to spend Saturday working on the newspaper]

Paris Geller:
This is the seventy-fifth anniversary issue. There is only going to be one seventy-fifth anniversary issue ever, and it's on our watch. We screw this up and we basically mooned a piece of history. Is that what you want? To B.A. history?

Madeline Lynn:
But I don't understand. Last year was the seventy-fourth anniversary issue of the Franklin.

Paris Geller:
So?

Madeline Lynn:
So there's only gonna be one seventy-fourth anniversary issue ever and we didn't do anything special for it.

Louise Grant:
I think the cover was of a deep-fried Mars bar.

Paris Geller:
That's because nobody cares about the seventy-fourth anniversary issue.

Madeline Lynn:
I bet the person who worked on it seventy-four years ago did.

Paris Geller:
[exasperated] We're working Saturday!

[she walks away and goes outside with Rory, muttering angrily]

Paris Geller:
"Why are we working Saturday, Paris? What's so special about the seventy-fifth issue, Paris? Why does my head feel so light and yet not float away, Paris?"