Girl Meets World

Principal Yancy:
So, I've learned, it's more difficult to get rid of two rabblerousers than I thought. Too bad for you, I've got a great relationship with the superintendent of schools. *chuckles* How's your relationship, Matthews?

[Jonathan Turner enters the room]

Mr. Turner:
Okay, so why do I have to do anything?

Cory Matthews:
Mr. Turner and I go back a bit.

Mr. Turner:
So, I hear you wanna dismiss a couple of educators, Yancy?

Principal Yancy:
She's here one day, and she's teaching comic books!

Mr. Turner:
Yeah? My first day I taught the X-Men.

Principal Yancy:
[laughs] Th-that's funny!

[realizes Turner is serious]

Principal Yancy:
Oh no!

Mr. Turner:
Now, why would I do that, I wonder? Matthews?

Cory Matthews:
Well, you took characters we already loved to show us that good and evil wasn't so black and white.

Mr. Turner:
How come?

Cory Matthews:
So we'd understand it better when you taught us real books!

Mr. Turner:
Cory, you were listening!

Cory Matthews:
How could I not? I mean, you wore a leather jacket to work everyday. You taught comic books, and you rode to work on a motorcycle.

Mr. Turner:
Right up to the day the bike and I both got totaled. But, things happen for a reason. I married my nurse.

Principal Yancy:
Awww. You fell in love with her?

Mr. Turner:
Nah, in case it ever happens again.

Mr. Turner:
[to Cory] There's a pretty cool bike parked next to your *sensible sedan* What, did you buy it from Feeny?

Cory Matthews:
Well, it only had 4 miles on it. The roll up windows are a real work out!

Mr. Turner:
Hey, Burgess. You be careful on that bike, okay?

Harper Burgess:
Thank you, sir.