Gossip Girl2007

Serena van der Woodsen:
Mom is such a hypocrite. And all these years, she's been riding me about my behavior.

Eric van der Woodsen:
And here, she's just mad at you for being her.

Dan Humphrey:
And all this time my dad has been giving me advice based on a girl he dated... a girl "a lot like Serena."

Jenny Humphrey:
Her mom.

Blair Waldorf:
If you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your step dads.

Serena van der Woodsen:
Blair, can we not talk about my mom's appetite?

Dan Humphrey:
No, or who satisfied her.

Serena van der Woodsen:
That's just...

Serena van der Woodsen, Eric van der Woodsen, Dan Humphrey, Jenny Humphrey:
Gross!