Green Gables Fables2014

Anne Shirley:
And now for #1: this is definitely the worst fIirting technique ever observed by mankind in the entire history of the universe. When all other steps have failed, insult my physical appearance in the hallway after chemistry class in front of everyone. Make fun of my hair and refer to its unusual Titian colour by calling me "CARROTS!". And when your demeaning, inconsiderate insult still failed at riling the indomitable soul of the girl you're pursuing - that's me by the way - PULL MY BRAID LIKE YOU'RE A FIVE YEAR OLD ON A PLAYGROUND!