Hogan's Heroes1965

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
Have you got everything straight?

Sgt. Andrew Carter:
[dressed as Klink] Maybe you better run through it once more. Klink isn't too bright, you know. [laughs. LeBeau glares at him] At 9:55, I go into the station master, and I tell him I have this package that has to go out on the Berlin Express. It's of great military importance.

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
And if he asks any questions?

Sgt. Andrew Carter:
I yell and scream at him, call him a few twelve-letter names, and if he still gives me an argument, I... think of something else.

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
Carter, you overpower him quickly and quietly.

Sgt. Andrew Carter:
I think it's much safer to think of something else.

Cpl. Peter Newkirk:
Andrew, the station master is a little old man.

Sgt. Andrew Carter:
Uh-huh, and sometimes little old men have big old guns.

Col. Robert E. Hogan:
Carter, civilians aren't allowed to carry firearms, and besides Kinch'll be outside if you need any help.