How I Met Your Mother2005

Marshall Eriksen:
I mean, look, when you first met Don, you hated him, you thought "This guy's a duck", but one of these days you're gonna realize "This is actually someone that I love, he's a rabbit".

Ted Mosby:
Wow I think you got it backwards there, buddy. The duck is the thing you love, the rabbit is the thing you hate.

Marshall Eriksen:
What?

Robin Scherbatsky:
Yeah I got to agree. Duck's up, rabbit down.

Lily Aldrin:
Definitely. Ducks are better than rabbits.

Marshall Eriksen:
I got... ducks are... ducks are... rabbits are adorable. Ducks are aargh. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? I mean, ducks are... jerks.

Narrator:
This lead to one of the most intense arguments our group has ever had. [Flash forward, everyone is yelling]

Ted Mosby:
Duck is delicious. Rabbit is all gamey.

Marshall Eriksen:
We're not talking about flavour, Ted!

Ted Mosby:
Flavour counts! [Flash forward, yelling]

Marshall Eriksen:
Who carries a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?

Robin Scherbatsky:
[Flash forward, yelling] You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I wrap myself in one stuffed with duck feathers. Who's cosier? No, no, no, no, no, no... who's cosier?

Ted Mosby:
[Flash forward] Hold on, I've got to get another book.

Ted Mosby:
[Flash forward] Then why don't we take, a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out?

Marshall Eriksen:
Because it's illegal, Ted!

Ted Mosby:
Only if we bet on it, Marshall!

Marshall Eriksen:
[Flash forward] FINE! I CAN SEE IT! YOU WIN!