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Kojak is an American action crime drama television series starring Telly Savalas as the title character, New York City Police Department Detective Lieutenant Theo Kojak. Taking the time slot of the popular Cannon series, it aired on CBS from 1973 to… more »


Kojak:
[Benny shows up to work wearing outlandish clothes] What's the gag?

Detective Benny Furore:
What do you mean, what's the gag? You told me you wanted me to change my image.

Kojak:
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. So if I asked you to lose some weight, what would you do, cut off your left arm? You're three hours late and you show up looking like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Christmas tree!

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