M*A*S*H

     

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »


Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
[Upon seeing the dozens of tongue depressor boxes] Oh, the new neighbors must be moving into that vacant tent down the block.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Gee, I hope they have some kids my age.

Colonel Sherman T. Potter:
There is no humor in this, gents. That dumb trucker just stuck us with five hundred thousand tongue depressors.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
[laughing] No wonder you look so down in the mouth.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Five hundred thousand?

Colonel Sherman T. Potter:
I'm getting' too old for this. I should've taken the severance pay in twenty-eight, started that dude ranch. Damn zoning laws.

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