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Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis:
Gunny, you love Chesty, I broke Chesty, you must be mad as Hell about that.

Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker:
I really should be going, sir.

Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis:
Look, Gunny, I know that this thing has been eatin' at you for three days now, now go on - yell at me. Call me names. Here, take your best shot! [turning a shoulder to her and pointing at it] Go on!

Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker:
Major, I am enlisted, you are an officer, that would be in direct violation...

Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis:
- -Oh, I know the rules! I was jsut hoping for this once that we could bend the rules.

Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker:
[look of confusion] Sir?

Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis:
Okay, okay, I lost my head for a minute. All right, look - let's just, let's look at this thing as a hypothetical situation. Now, we can do that, can't we?

Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker:
I know of no rule against hypothication, sir.

Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis:
Good. Good. All right, let's just, ah, imagine you're not a Gunny, and I'm not a Major. Oh, let's go the whole nine yards: let's imagine we're not Marines.

Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker:
I don't know if I have that much imagination, sir. I don't know Jules Verne had that much imagination.