Major Dad1989

Polly Cooper McGillis:
You're a sensitive level-headed woman.

Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker:
Thank you for noticing, ma'am.

Polly Cooper McGillis:
Can we talk for a minute?

Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker:
Well, I am on call to the Major - it will have to be fast.

Polly Cooper McGillis:
Okay. Um... what do you think of those adult 900 phone services?

Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker:
[momentarily silent] Why don't I get us some coffee.

Polly Cooper McGillis:
So tell me: in your opinion, what prompts people to call these numbers?

Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker:
Well, I suppose it all comes down to one basic truth: those who can, do; those who can't, talk.

Polly Cooper McGillis:
But what about those people who can-do and still wanna talk?

Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker:
Well, they're probably not doing it right.