Married with Children1987

Peggy Bundy:
[in 1974 flashback] Al, you shouldn't ignore Kelly. I was watching Phil Donahue yesterday and he said that if a father ignores his daughter, she could develop an abnormal craving for male attention.

Al:
Phil Donahue is full of crap! He doesn't know what things a family thinks or goes through. Just like your idea about "home shopping" where a woman can order anything over the telephone without leaving the house. It'll never work...

Peggy Bundy:
Al, look out!

[Al swerves his car and hits another car off-screen]

Al:
Damn Japanese cars! They'll never catch on.