Minder1979

Disco Youth:
[Terry's been lumbered with a kid whilst he's minding down the local club, Peter the kid gets up to walk across the room and two youths walk into him] Watch it, stupid!

Peter Sharp:
It were you, who bumped into me!

Disco Youth:
Oh, it were you who bumped into me? Cheeky little bastard.

Disco Youth:
Who'd you reckon his tailor is?

Disco Youth:
Sainsbury's, innit?

Peter Sharp:
At least I don't wear earrings, only girls wear earrings.

Disco Youth:
Mouthy little bleeder, I'll give you a slap.

Terry McCann:
You slap anyone, try me! You all right, Pete?

Peter Sharp:
Aye, Uncle Terry.

Disco Youth:
What's this, big Uncle Terry coming to the rescue?

Terry McCann:
Shut your mouth, sonny. Or I'll squeeze all your pimples, now go on, on your bike!

Disco Youth:
I wonder, if he'll grow up to be as big a pillock as his uncle?

[Terry chins the first youth and then thumps the second youth, then he grabs both of them by the scruff of their neck and throws them out of the club. Peter witnesses this and when Terry comes back, he notices the look Peter gives him, Terry regrets being violent in front of him]