Mister Ed1958

Roger Addison:
Wilbur, would you do me a favor?

Wilbur Post:
Sure, what is it?

Roger Addison:
Will you let me borrow your horse this weekend for State University's Homecoming football game?

Wilbur Post:
I doubt they'll accept him. He never graduated from high school.

Roger Addison:
I'm serious. I went today to visit the boys at Sigma Nu Delta, my old fraternity. It seems that State U's rival college, Brighton University, stole their mascott, a palomino horse. So, I promised the boys that the could use your horse for this weekend's homecoming football game. What do you say?

Wilbur Post:
Well, since you promised...

[Mister Ed shoves Wilbur from behind]

Wilbur Post:
You can't have him.

Roger Addison:
Why, thank... I beg your pardon?

Wilbur Post:
Maybe you should find another horse. Ed's very uncomfortable away from his home.

Roger Addison:
But the university is only a 20 minute drive from here, and the boys will bring him back right after the game.

Wilbur Post:
Well, since they'll bring him back...

[Mister Ed again shoves Wilbur from behind]

Wilbur Post:
You can't have him.

Roger Addison:
Wilbur, I've already promised the boys that they could have your horse. You're putting me in a difficult position.

Wilbur Post:
If that's the case...

[Mister Ed shoves Wilbur a final time]

Wilbur Post:
Then, you're in trouble.