Mystery Science Theater 30001988

TV's Frank:
[on Joel's invention] That is so neat! We could base a whole party around that. We could all get in our fuzzy beanie pajamas and jump up and down on the bed.

Dr. Forrester:
Look, the only party we're going to is the one where we dance on your grave.

TV's Frank:
Oh, will I be invited?

Dr. Forrester:
You'll be the guest of honor!

TV's Frank:
Oh.

Dr. Forrester:
Now you tell them about the movie. I gotta to get out of this thing; I'm chafing like a bear.

TV's Frank:
Well Joel, this week's movie is called Catalina Caper and it is... delightful. It's a veritable feel-good movie, a light-hearted romp, a triumph of the human spirit! Thank you, Tommy Kirk, for making us laugh about love... again. And it's got a great theme song. You're gonna love it! Never ever, ever...

TV's Frank:
Frank! Incoming!

TV's Frank:
...steal anything wet! Never steal anything wet! Eeeyukaaeeee!