Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Joel:
"187. Measure people by the size of their hearts, not by the size of their bank accounts."

Crow T. Robot:
Oh, that's enough, Joel! I can't take any more! Please, no!

Tom Servo:
No, no, keep going, keep going! This is great, are you crazy?

Joel:
"188. When facing a difficult task, act as though it's impossible to fail. When going after Moby Dick, take along the tartar sauce!"

[the bots scream in terror]

Joel:
Hoel the phone, you two, Momom and Pepop are calling.

Dr. Forrester:
That's nothing, Joel, Clive Barker says I've seen the future of horror, and it's "Everything I Need To Know, I Learned in Kindergarten!"